Microserf Internet Exploiter

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Now available at Microserf: Windough 98. Nothing new, just a higher number. The same old features include: FreezeUp, BreakDown, BuggerAll, PageOut, GDI-Bug and a Free upgrade to Windough 98 v1.1! Click the icon for more information now or if you have Windough 98 already tell us what you thought of it by writing us.

With the ever-increasing need to piss on Bill Gates, I too cannot help but have a small page which illuminates his greatness.

Bill is very smart, and what he cannot think of, his Microserfs wil, but he owns the rights anyway. Or buys them. Here are some of the Microserf things that will certainly interest you:

Netscape BugMaker. Make sure anybody who does not use Internet Exploiter will not be able to enjoy your webpages! It's totally free, just join the Microserf ShiteBuilder Networms now, or view the example.

Microserf ModemFreezer. Are you frustrated with the speed of your modem? Is the Internet too fast for you? Get the Microserf ModemFreezer and you're guaranteed to have to restart your Internet Exploiter at least three times every time you want to download anything! This software is not compatible with anything else.

Microserf DeactiveX. Great for those people who think their pages do not have enough code in them. Microserf DeactiveX will add at least 100 lines of superfluous code to every webpage.

Unwanted Favorites Adder. Lost for places to go? Just get the Microserf Unwanted Favorites Adder and see how many useless sites there are on the web for you to visit! Might just work in compliance with the Microserf Mediawrecker version 5.836267 and up.

Microserf Unknown Error Analyser analyses and explains all errors and bugs that can occur in any of the Microserf software, and then fixes them for you. Nah, just kidding!

Microserf Solid Motion. Tired of living without Netscape? Get the Microserf Solid Motion and watch the JAVA errors mount to astronomical proportions!

DeathEmbed makes sure everything that is not Microserf Internet Exploiter version 666 or higher is instantly killed and deleted from the harddisk.

ISP. Forget about Active Server Pages (ASP), now Microserf has the ISP - Inactive Server Pages. Guaranteed at least one server timeout for every person to visit your pages! So try ISP on your pages now!

For the truly consistent ones there's Microserf Support whose advice will drive anyone around the bend.

So how can we not love Bill Gates, the inventor of the computer version of the Chinese Wall? The man who took a bite from the Apple? The one who put the jobs in Steve Jobs? Who put the bug in humbug? So let's all cheer for Bill and hope Netscape follows the Sun...